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TRANSFORMERS 2: REVENGE IS SWEET

June 26th 2009 15:28
Revenge
The first instalment of this epic Transformers saga was hailed as a fantastic new addition to cinematic history. It had action, humour, emotion and huge destructive, robotic aliens. Its only real criticisms were a few plot holes that emerged through budget and time constraints (i.e. Barricade disappears en-route to the final battle) and that people wanted to see more of the colossal invaders. So Michael Bay took this on board when making the sequel. All the original characters return, minus the signal analysts who make room for a hell of a lot more Autobots and Decepticons. We wanted to see more of the robots in action and Michael Bay delivers with more fights, and more destruction, while still retaining Transformers unique style and humour. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is bigger, funnier, more explosive and non-stop action packed. It is a great film.


Some reviewers have criticised this film for lacking a plot but you be the judge. Revenge of the Fallen takes place 2 years after Megatron’s death. Starscream has gladly assumed control of the dark robot army which has now gone into hiding across the Earth as they search for a way to revive their leader. Meanwhile the Autobots and humans have begun covertly hunting down the fleeing Decipticons until a dying villain reveals a message from their past. We gradually learn that a powerful ancient race of Primes (ancestors to Optimus) once travelled the universe destroying the suns of uninhabited and unnecessary solar systems requiring their power to keep them alive. One day, one of these Primes decided to attack the sun of an already occupied solar system and, with this being a great Primal no no, the debauched would-be dictator was stopped by his brothers. The fallen Prime (you see where I’m going with this?) was exiled and awaits his inevitable return to Earth to finish the job.


As for Sam (Shia LaBeouf), he is off to college while his Mother (Julie White) has a breakdown and his father (Kevin Dunn) lives in denial at the loss of their son to the working world. Mikaela (Megan Fox) remains behind, straddling a motorbike seductively working as a mechanic with her paroled father. Just when Sam thinks normality has returned to his life he finds a shard of the Cube stuck in his jumper and receives a shock much like his grandfather received when he stumbled upon the frozen Megatron. (All this makes sense if you saw the first film). Sam then begins stuttering and seeing strange symbols which attracts the attention of the rising Decepticon army who believes Sam is the key to their victory . John Turturro returns but no longer as the arrogant agent Simmons. After the closure of sector 7, he now works as a butcher with his family but soon proves the fire is still burning as he rejoins the fight to save the world.

All these stories come together with a few more twists until reaching a magnificent final battle in Egypt featuring a world record breaking pyrotechnics explosion and a heap of satisfyingly destructive action sequences. There are also a few other elements that hail back to the cartoons and while prior knowledge of these, like the Matrix (not related to Neo) is helpful, it is still very enjoyable and easy-to-follow without.

So what was that about no plot? These reviewers clearly weren’t paying attention.

In any case this is a non stop action film. It features almost every conceivable type of Transformer from Constructicons, to Beasts, to geriatric transformers plus a few that I have never heard of. Some people say it’s too long but they still can’t fault the action sequences which are well worth a look. I can’t deny it was a long film but I much prefer a long film where you really get to see everything you want to and leave with no regrets. The alternative would be an ending like Spiderman 3 in which the whole movie builds to a fantastic climax but leaves no time for the final battle to really get going and ends prematurely. Revenge definitely does not end prematurely.

There is some more humour incorporated through the introduction of some new characters to the cast. As usual Sam and his family are awkwardly hilarious but his college room mate Leo (Ramon Rodriguez) appears to be crafted from the same comedic mould and fits in nicely with the team. A few new faces for the Transformers also contribute some laughs along the way though they do take some getting used to.

Linkin Park’s ‘New Divide’ is the throbbing pulse of the film with the chart topping title song providing some clever advertising long before the blockbuster arrived on the big screen. It also features alongside Greenday’s “21 guns” throughout the film adding (if it’s even possible) more power and energy to the explosive action scenes.

If you want to enjoy this film, you should be familiar with the first one. Then it’s simply a matter of sitting back and letting the pretty lights and sounds of the sequel dazzle you.

I rate this 4 mind numbing battle sequences/ 5

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One of the greatest scenes in this film sees Optimus Prime make amends for his poor effort in the first film. Where his arse was previously handed to him by Megatron at the end of Transformers, Optimus shows he has clearly learnt a few combat moves from his allied marines during the long break between features. Amidst a sparsely populated forest, Optimus tests his mettle against a trio of Decepticon foes (including Megatron) in an awesome forest fist fight. It is amazing to watch as he flips around, dodging and damaging his enemies with speed and graceful precision. He dominates much of the fight until he tries to look for Sam. Big mistake. The effects are incredible; it’s detailed and explosive and one of the best action scenes I have ever seen.

Megan Fox is challenged for her title of “resident hottie” with the inclusion of bad girl Isabel Lucas, or Alice, as she’s known in the film. This Aussie glamour plays the part of a seductive Decepticon capable of taking human form, and teaches Sam a lesson in loyalty when he gives in to a near fatal kiss. She may not last long but she certainly provides some entertainment when she’s around.

Lastly I must mention the Constructicons. Towards the end of the film, our heroes find themselves in a seemingly innocent Egyptian quarry. Suddenly a tractor moves; a crane comes to life; and a cement mixer rattles its engine. What follows is a confusing mess of cables spewing out from each machine, engulfing others into an evolving mass. A morbid curiosity draws you in, watching as more trucks nearby, pieces of the puzzle, become hands and feet before the mass assimilates them into its gigantic form. Finally it leans forward into a red clump and twists around until its newly acquired head locks into place creating a very cool beast of a transformer that is so big it can’t even stand up!

Barricade is still M.I.A.

By Will
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For anyone still unsure of what to make of this film just think of Shrek, if you’re a fan of that big ugly monster, then your going to love these ones in Dreamwork’s latest family fun run ‘Monsters vs Aliens’.

As is becoming increasingly more common with these animated “kids films” the creators have included (along with the slapstick comedy for the little ones) a lot of clever film references and jokes to keep the adults entertained just as much.

The story follows the exploits of a young woman named Susan (Reece Witherspoon) as she prepares to fulfil a life long dream; to find the perfect guy, have a big wedding, turn into a giant monster, and save the world from aliens. Oh well, to each their own I guess. The film begins at her wedding where, just minutes before walking down the isle, Susan is struck down by a large green meteorite. Much to her dismay, this causes her to grow to an enormous, you could even say, monstrous size before she is captured by military Special Forces. She is then transported to a top secret location where she meets her fellow monster captives, each one seemingly a tribute to 1950’s sci-fi film.

Dr Cockroach (Hugh Laurie) is a crazed professor that was transformed into an insect as he sought to unlock the key to invincibility. Much like his predecessor, “The Fly”(1958), Dr Cockroach chose his subjects for their strength and durability and not, unfortunately, for their looks. Also on the team is The Missing Link (Will Arnett), a creature who has come a long way from his origins in the Black Lagoon (1954) and now fancies himself as the toughest wuss on the planet. But before he can even think about taking on extra terrestrial life forms, ‘Link’ as he is known, must first win his battle with the bulge if he is to be of any use to his friends. B.O.B (Seth Rogen) is the next team member; a gelatinous mass with an eye and a big mouth. Funnier than his 1958 ancestor “The Blob”, this new-age goo is living proof that a brain is not an essential organ for survival if you don’t plan on thinking.

The by play between the three characters is refreshingly hilarious as their intellect, pride and stupidity regularly clash. Susan therefore assumes the role of mediator among them and (despite her enormous stature) manages to blend in with her new crowd quite effectively. Last but not least, towering above them all, is the colossal, Godzilla-like, Insectosaurus. For most of the film it does little but waddle, scream and shoot snot at things but it too plays a significant part in the film later on.

Also adding to the films rich cast is Kiefer Sutherland who plays the inimitable general in charge of the facility, General Monger. Not to be outdone by his strange companions, the general is as reckless and unusual as a “normal” person can get. His clueless superior, US President Hathaway (Stephen Colbert), bumbles his way awkwardly through the film, blindly allowing others to decide the fate of his country. In his defence, however, in one day the president learns not only that aliens exist and that they are invading the planet but that monsters also exist and that they are willing to save it. That’s a lot to take in at once.

The invading alien, Galaxar, is voiced by Rainn Wilson, and is your typical, super evil genius. Though his plans are never truly made clear it is obvious that humanity doesn’t feature in his new design for planet Earth and so President Hathaway steps in with a funky keyboard solo to appease the tentacled tyrant. Strangely this unorthodox means of diplomacy fails and it is left to the monsters to ward off global annihilation. The fate of the world rests on their large, disfigured, slimy, hairy shoulders and while they find giant killer robots a breeze to handle it’s the general public whom they consider their greatest threat. No matter what they do, it seems people just aren’t ready to accept human sized bugs, building sized humans, blobs of ooze or scaly fishmen.

The film is hilarious and manages to keep the laughs going right through the film. The jokes are well timed and executed and the story itself is quite clever in parts. It looks fantastic in 3D and is just a joy from start to finish. The funniest character, by far is B.O.B who, at one point, falls in love with a plate of jelly. As a comedy it succeeded with flying colours and I don’t hesitate in recommending everyone to see it …twice!

Rating: 5 misunderstood monsters/ 5
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The Unborn – A Rebirth for Horror

February 26th 2009 16:05
Take the Good With the Bad


There was once a time when classic horror and thriller movies didn’t rely on super enhanced digital graphics, big budget explosions or excessively gory violence. Instead they needed only the aid of some basic props, a poorly tuned string quartet (or other haunting orchestral tones) and, of course the wild imaginations of its impressionable audience. Such Directors of this golden age include Hitchcock with “Psycho” in 1968; William Friedkin’s “The Exorcist” in 1973; and, of course, Spielberg’s “Jaws” in 1975. These men possessed a suspenseful awareness that could asphyxiate the viewer with fearful anticipation for hours on end; rarely producing the shocking climax until the exact moment his captive dared to draw breath. Only then would they pounce on the partially relaxed muscles of their victims for maximum effect and airtime. Good times, good times


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So what would happen if, one day, the Earth really did stand still? Well probably nothing if this film is anything to go by.

In a time when Hollywood remakes are all the craze, it seemed inevitable that a digitally revamped contemporary edition of this 1951 classic sci-fi thriller would make its way to our screens. ‘The Day The Earth Stood Still’ is not a bad film; the effects are ok; Keanu Reeve’s performance as Klaatu is solid; and the story is interesting enough but there are just too many errors weighing it down to give it a chance of outshining its predecessor


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‘How to Lose Friends and Alienate People’ is a comedic backstage tour of the entertainment industry that picks at the faults of both our shallow celebrity icons and the sycophantic reporters that struggle to keep them in the spotlight. Based on the real life adventures of author Toby Young and his 2001 best selling novel, ‘How to Lose Friends…’ is the story of a struggling entertainment writer in the US trying to work his way up the social ladder and make a name for himself without succumbing to the monotony of mainstream journalism.

The inspiration for the novel came when the British journo, Young, was excommunicated by the American magazine, Vanity Fair, despite not long being rescued from anonymity in London. He subsequently witnessed the steady demise of his once promising career until all employment opportunities had completely evaporated. During this time he witnessed the true face of evil in the entertainment industry and grew to despise it, using this hatred to fuel his creativity


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Willis, Ford, Stallone
Not as young as they used to be
Its mid-life crisis time in Hollywood as some of the greatest actors return to reignite the old flames that once made them famous and let everyone know they still know how to kick ass. Sylvester Stallone, at age 60, gave ‘Rocky Balboa’ one more round in 2006 and two years later saw ‘Rambo’ don the camo gear once again as he did back in 1988 for ‘Rambo III’. In 2003, a 58 year old Arnie also turned back the clock in one of his final films before a self imposed exile to politics; rounding out the terminator trilogy as the lovable cybernetic assassin almost 20 years after first famously proclaiming he’d be back. Last year John McClane, aka Bruce Willis, was out to ‘Die Hard’ for the 4th time since his character’s conception back in 1988. Understandably it was a much older, wiser hero than we were used to this time, even cutting back the trademark swearing for the cinematic release.

The list goes on with Harrison Ford cracking the whip once again as the 66 year old treasure hunter returning for a fourth Indy instalment. Even the ‘Ghostbusters’ are making progress towards a return after spending 20 years delaying the inevitable. Dan Aykroyd has been pushing the idea for a third film for years, as have the fans, but some of the old crew, Bill Murray in particular, were reluctant to get on board. But now everyone is looking keen to get things moving again. The writers from ‘The Office’ have begun work on the script and it’s rumoured that the old boys will be adding some new talent to their team of proton powered spiritual exterminators so we could even see a 4, 5 and 6


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Eagle Eye - Looking Sharp

October 8th 2008 13:39
Eagle Eye
Eagle Eye has received a lot of criticism about its poor storyline and implausible visual effects and if you scan the internet, you will no doubt see what I’m talking about. But if you go to see an action film, and the character is faced with the need to escape a large building, would you prefer to see a massive 10 storey crane crash through the building forcing him to jump to a seemingly inevitable death, defying all logic and reason to land heavily on the ground, injured but still able to carry on the chase? Or. Would you rather he throw a chair at the window and look out over the edge, only to reconsider the jump and instead sit back down to wait for his captors peacefully, spending the remainder of the film in a jail cell? When it comes to action films they need to be approached with a very open mind. Massive explosions are entertaining but nearly always hard to justify so if you try and over analyse, you’re only going to ruin it for yourself.

This is a film to be enjoyed if the ‘Open Mind’ policy is employed while viewing. Eagle Eye sees actor Shia LaBeouf and his adopted film-father, Steven Spielberg, reunite for their 3rd film in just two years. Since their meeting in 2007 for the production of Transformers, the two have been jointly involved in Indiana Jones 4, Eagle Eye and, next year, Transformers 2, all starring LaBeouf and presided over by Spielberg. This latest endeavour sees them returning to their native roots; LaBeouf is, once again, occupying the familiar role of the misguided teen, turned world class hero; Spielberg is telling his favourite tale about fugitives running from a corrupt government and the audience is provided with a non-stop action adventure that places completely unbelievable stunts into a satisfyingly acceptable environment. It’s like a combination of Enemy of the State meets Die Hard 4 meets I,Robot. Interestingly LaBeouf scored a supporting role in I,Robot as well, so his current performance should be merely revision


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The Mummy 3
This should have been a great film based on the success of the last two and in parts it really tried but unfortunately for us, the franchise too closely resembles its product because this mummy just didn’t know when to stay dead.

Throughout the film, the action and effects were typically impressive; however, the dialogue was merely adequate; the plot seemed predictable; and some of the performances felt inhibited. I wouldn’t say there was one overriding problem with the film, just a comedy of errors that inexcusably killed it. For those cast members who were brave enough to return for this, the 3rd of the mummy films, it was business as usual and their performances were at least up to the standard set by the first films; Brendan Fraser as the indestructible “Ricochet” Rick O’Connell and his brother in law, the perpetual nervous wreck, Jonathan Carnahan (John Hannah). New to the team is Luke Ford playing Rick’s dashing young offspring, Alex O’Connell; Michelle Yeoh and Isabella Leong played the immortal mother daughter guardian team and, of course, the Dragon Emperor himself, Jet Li. Also brought in to fill the shoes of the departing Rachel Weisz, Rick’s know-it-all wife Evelyn O’Connell, is Maria Bello but I’ll deal with her later


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TRANSFORMERS - ROLL OUT

September 17th 2008 05:12
TRANSFORMERS
Have you ever witnessed something so magnificent that to attempt description, to imprison it within the structured framework of a language would deny the vitality of first-hand experience? I have, and I dare say that the highest echelons of literary adoration would fail to do it justice.

In other words, it’s a good movie. Needless to say I loved transformers and with the 2nd instalment due for release in June next year, its time for everyone to get onboard the band wagon. Now in future blogs I will be posting updates on the progress of Transformers 2 so to get you all as excited as I am, here’s what you’ve missed so far


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THE JOKER
HEATH LEDGER as THE JOKER

Caution, may contain Dark Knight spoilers.
Like many fans I have scanned the internet rigorously, trying to find out anything I can about what Batman 3 holds in store but all I have discovered is that either; no one knows anything; or no one is saying anything. Christopher Nolan, the writer/director and only confirmed signing, has disappeared for a while to work on the next script so until then everything else you hear is merely rumour and gossip. Everyone has opinions about who should star in Batman’s 3rd (and possibly final) adventure and it’s interesting to consider the contenders. Both Nolan and Christian Bale (Batman) are reluctant to extend beyond a trilogy so whoever is chosen will need to pull out a hell of a performance to keep the caped crusader in business.
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