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CINEMATRIX - by LuckyWill

 
Cinematrix is movie goer central bringing everything from the Big Screen to your screen.
The Mummy 3
This should have been a great film based on the success of the last two and in parts it really tried but unfortunately for us, the franchise too closely resembles its product because this mummy just didn’t know when to stay dead.

Throughout the film, the action and effects were typically impressive; however, the dialogue was merely adequate; the plot seemed predictable; and some of the performances felt inhibited. I wouldn’t say there was one overriding problem with the film, just a comedy of errors that inexcusably killed it. For those cast members who were brave enough to return for this, the 3rd of the mummy films, it was business as usual and their performances were at least up to the standard set by the first films; Brendan Fraser as the indestructible “Ricochet” Rick O’Connell and his brother in law, the perpetual nervous wreck, Jonathan Carnahan (John Hannah). New to the team is Luke Ford playing Rick’s dashing young offspring, Alex O’Connell; Michelle Yeoh and Isabella Leong played the immortal mother daughter guardian team and, of course, the Dragon Emperor himself, Jet Li. Also brought in to fill the shoes of the departing Rachel Weisz, Rick’s know-it-all wife Evelyn O’Connell, is Maria Bello but I’ll deal with her later.


The film begins with the tale of the merciless Emperor Han, a dictator who rose to power through war to conquer China. The character is based on the historical figure, Emperor Qin, who conquered China to become its first emperor in 221BC. Over time he realised that to further his dominion and maintain the order of it would require more than a mortal lifetime to achieve and that he would need to overcome death itself and live forever to do so. Historical texts suggest that Qin attempted this by ingesting daily concoctions of poisons, metals and herbs, each believed to harden his body and perhaps give him immunity to death. As you would expect, this eventually killed him and he passed away peacefully. But that’s not really Hollywood is it? So to make things more exciting, the team of the Mummy 3 decided that Han’s death would be far more spectacular, spewing volcanic globules of clay all over himself until a heavenly fire bolt leaves him looking something like Han Solo frozen in a block of Carbonite. Hmm I wonder if that’s where he got his name.


So Han (the emperor, not Solo) is betrayed by a powerful sorceress who grants him his immortality but in the form of a curse, turning he and his army into a frozen collection of terracotta warriors. Again this is based on the real life of Emperor Qin who had a terracotta army built to serve him in the afterlife and each face was required to be different to match the actual faces of his men. Once more Hollywood took some creative licence interpreting the ‘afterlife’ as ‘whenever the Emperor happens to be re-animated by dark magic’. The curse is lifted when young Alex O’Connell, embracing the family business, discovers the tomb of the forgotten emperor and inadvertently places it into the hands of some very sinister people. Of course mum and dad are brought in to clean up his mess and they all embark on a journey through sandy deserts and icy mountain ranges chasing down the increasingly powerful emperor before he and his army can become truly invincible.

Towards the end of the film there is an enjoyable battle between a resurrected undead army and the glorified pottery collection at the base of the Great Wall of China which gives the talented Michelle Yeoh (Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon) a chance to demonstrate her martial arts prowess in a showdown with Li. Being as good as they are, it would have been good to see some really fast paced combat between the two and a wider camera shot to really get a look at what’s going on. Instead director Rob Cohen, who takes over from Stephen Summers (Mummy 1 & 2), went with the cheaper alternative using close, quick camera shots that don’t really show anything. The best scene in the movie actually involves a gang of Yeti’s kicking some military ass and a hilarious field goal not to be missed…trust me.

Once again Jonathan falls for a disgusting beast only this time he has traded the spitting, single humped ship of the desert from the first film, for a vomiting, airsick yak of the Himalayas. His character is still just as fun but is hugely under used and the film could use more of his antics. Australian actor, Luke Ford, is well cast as the son of Brendan Fraser and the two not only look and act very similar but they are actually believable as father and son.

Maria Bello, a great actress in her own right, unfortunately ruined the film for me, though, in her defence, her performance was doomed from the start. Had she been cast as Rick’s new love interest or Evee’s sister or something, she would have been great; however, she has been brought in to replace an already well established actress, Rachel Weisz, as Evee herself. In The Mummy and The Mummy Returns, Weisz’s personality had been infused with her character and audiences have become familiar with it. Rachel Weisz, as Evelyn, was smart but bubbly and curious and looked like she had some hidden wild side. Maria Bello, as Evelyn, was a proper, uptight, well spoken woman who looked far more professional in what she did than Weisz. You can’t simply switch actresses and hope nobody notices.

They did it in Batman successfully, replacing Katie Holmes with Maggie Gyllenhaal as the character of Rachel Dawes but each actress only made one film before being replaced and even then it only worked because the other characters (i.e. the Joker) were so good that the imperfection wasn’t noticed as much. Every time I saw Maria in a scene it was almost distracting to watch her try and be the type of character that everyone had been expecting. She even says at the start of the film “I can assure you she is a completely different person.” It just doesn’t work.

The film was ok but I wouldn’t say it was anywhere near as good as the first mummy films. You can’t put Jet Li and Michelle Yeoh in a film together and not have some explosive battles though the creators did their best to accomplish that. If they relied less on recycling dialogue from the first films and added a bit more mystery to the plot line it would have been far more enjoyable and, of course, bring back Rachel,(give her whatever she wants). All that being said, some of the action is refreshingly inventive and when Li does fight he always looks good. Brendan Fraser and Jonathan are funny to watch and like I said, you have to see the Yeti’s in action. So it is still a movie I would recommend watching, just don’t expect too much from it.

The ending suggests a 4th rising of this franchise and I have to say, I will probably go watch that too just because I love the idea behind these films; the history lesson; rising mummies; the wars; you just know there will be a lot of fighting and magic involved which is an automatic pass in my book. I can only hope they’ve learned from this mistake and the Mummy 4 will be more powerful than all of them.

Rating: 3 Blazing fire balls/5

By Will
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"The Prestige" movie review

July 2nd 2007 04:53


Tricks, sleight-of-hand and illusions – is it science coloured with flashy entertainment or a shady art of deceiving and subterfuge? The Prestiege poses this question and more with a deeply psychological edge examining the motivations as to why one would embark into a discipline of manipulations. Within this dichotmoy, are of course the magicians or performers and then there’s the rest of us. The audience. We either feign understanding or concoct reasoning to propose how the act is realized or we simply watch in bewilderment. Most, however, are left unsure.



Christopher Nolan, the man behind Memento and Batman Begins offers another thrilling tale of mystery in a dark and unsafe world. Vividly portrayed behind the backdrop of a pre-industrial London, where Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla race to build artificial light. So too does Robert Angier (played by Hugh Jackman) and Alfred Borden (Christian Bale) fight in a deadly game of one-up-man-ship to have the best magic tricks and largest crowds. It’s this premise of a world caught between the archways of the developing science of tomorrow and the intrigue of the unexplainable that yesterday feared.



This setting in particular adds to the depth and composition of the film which relies on suspending your disbelief through either stylings, narrative or both. If each trick wasn't explained by a 'behind the scenes' encounter after the show I'd simply call it magic. But, when one trick goes horribly wrong, it sets the stage for a malicious antagonism between two rivals that were merely friendly competitors. Through this rage, each actor intends to learn the others tricks to undermine each and every show of the other. This also extends to physical harming one another.

Make no mistake, the film is a thriller with more twists than a labyrinth, more catches thans a pyramid scheme sold by a former used car salesman. Also of note are the contributions of supporting roles played by Michael Caine and David Bowie that give extra credibility to this tale. Hugh Jackman is astonishingly good and holds his own against counterpart Christian Bale inhibited by an English accent. Additionally, the underrated Scarlett Johansson gives a sufficient performance as well. Be warned however, you have to concentrate closely to get the most from this film but the rewards are an engrossing tale that will have you thinking about it afterwards. Satisfying, enjoyable and dark; this breathes new life into a forgotten genre of perilous machinations, struggle and a forboding sense of losing it all.

Cutter: "Obsession, is a young mans game."


4 starz



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"Smokin Aces" Movie Review

June 26th 2007 05:01
Featuring two Aussie actors plus a plethora of well-known types in Hollywood, Smokin Aces is your latest big action film from Joe Carnahan, the director behind the gritty "Narc".


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Opinions on "What About Brian"?

March 14th 2007 15:47

Like the show, love the show, don't really care or even worse - see the potenial in it, but regrettably understand the short-term formula it inherently has?

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"Borat" Film Review

December 6th 2006 22:27


The counter-culture 'mockumentary' of the fictional character Borat and title of the same name (being 'Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan') is intended for a generation X and Y audience yet tickles the funny-bone of a wider spectrum through a series of skits or comedy sketches. These sketches essentially make up a narrative which in turn loosely configures a plot to be based around. Though, there is enough time to inclusively parody religion, race and gender and anything else considered a culturally sensitive area. That is to say they are extremely politically incorrect and moderately offensive. However, politically both sides will have something to laugh at - either for or against Borat. And in which, this is where the comedy strongly succeeds in being funny for various reasons: one being the laughs at the central character and laughs with the central character making it hilarious


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X-Men(3): The Last Stand; Movie Review

November 21st 2006 15:15

The third and final X-Men film of the trilogy (following X-Men and X2) lives up to its namesake of being climatic and comprehensively conclusive. For a start, one of the key members is presumedly killed off in roughly the first 30 minutes! Then, two others die while another few lose their mutant abilities entirely, reducing them to boring old homo sapiens (just like the rest of us). But, the new director Brett Ratner does a commendable job taking over from Bryan Singer who elevated the series initially and rounds out a trilogy that has style and substance (unlike Fantastic Four) a worthwhile story (unlike The Avengers), altogether with an intriguing plot with cooler characters than Spiderman. Oh and did I mention it's much more fresh and entertaining than Superman?

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"The Departed" Film Review

October 16th 2006 01:27
The Departed film poster

Aggressive and off-putting, The Departed doesn’t pull any punches in terms of story-telling, dialogue and atmosphere. It’s rough, edgy and unsentimental. At its heart however is a prickly charm and a quality film that provokes and distracts with its fast pace and uncompromising style.

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"The Doors" Film Review

October 13th 2006 09:42

Oliver Stone's biopic of the 60's and early 70's psychedlic band of the same name - and moreover pop idol Jim Morrison - is one of the best musical artist biography translations to film that's ever been.

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"Bloodrayne" DVD Review

October 9th 2006 07:46
Bloodrayne VG logo

Bloodrayne, based on the semi-popular video game of a half human, half vampire (known as a dhampir) similarly correlates with the entire movies quality, that being, half decent and half crap. Or qualitatively the dhampir could resemble the like pronounced Australian bread – the damper – that’s also half baked to provide a soft and floury substance. Amusingly, both are good descriptions of the film.

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"Match Point" DVD Review

September 11th 2006 00:04
*Exhale* After seeing this film you really do need to take a few breaths to rid yourself of the nervous tension that slowly creeps up on you. This is a gripping thriller that relentlessly turns up the heat and leaves you hollowed from an experience of first-hand murder, deceit and infidelity. If you’re looking for an easy-going perv at Scarlett Johansson or an entertaining and irreverent comedy on everyday life from Woody Allen, then you’ve picked up the wrong dvd case.
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"The Constant Gardener" DVD Review

August 31st 2006 22:18

The “Constant Gardener” - while not new - is still a relevant political thriller in a noughties spate alongside “Syriana”, “Lord of War” and “Munich”. While all delving into international relations against private business interests, it’s less bluntly directed and uncompromising than the aforementioned but what it is though, is guarded, truthful and ultimately haunting.

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"You, Me and Dupree" Review

August 30th 2006 00:13
A romantic comedy, comedic romance or vehicle for Owen Wilson fans?
You Me and Dupree
"Cheeee-ese!"

Whilst all are partially true; this comedy film has got the right intention, is moderately entertaining but ultimately forgettable. The film surrounds newly weds Kate Hudson playing the easy-going wife to her hubby Matt Dillon in awkward form, cautiously mitigating whether to play the lead, to play a serious role or to support the other cast. And Owen Wilson of course plays the titles namesake and probably the reasons for the film – Dupree. Michael Douglas also turns in a performance as the discerning father to Hudson and the coldly aloof father-in-law to Dillon. Apart from Wilson he’s the only energetic cast member showing some of his charisma and looking to be enjoying the role


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"The New World" DVD Review

August 23rd 2006 00:32

Wow - this film is captivating.

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Miami Vice Review

August 18th 2006 08:52
If you have a detachable seatbelt, maybe you should bring it with you to strap-on when seeing this movie. But, in retrospect, it will just restrain you from having all fun you know you could be lapping up. Based on the television series of the same name in the 80’s it followed the lives of two guys (actors Don Johnson and Philip Michael Thomas) in the police force fighting crime while sporting pink shirts and either silver or light grey suits. Perhaps laughable and possibly new-wave trendy now, but back then it was the shit.

Fast-forward to the mid-noughties under the writing and directing of Michael Mann who originally wrote an episode for the show, as well as blockbusters like “Heat” and the “The Insider”, and wrote the screenplay for “Last of the Mohicans” and “Ali”, the crew gets another shot in the arm thanks to the lead cast consisting of Irish bad boy Colin Farrell of “Phone Booth” and “Alexander” fame, as well as Jamie Foxx riding high on the notoriety of his autobiographical masterpiece “Ray”. With this entourage, you know it’s going to be explosive. And explosive it is


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